House season 5 episode 25
But then again, why would Kyle make this up? It seems too random to totally invent. Second, I don’t think this actually happened, but it’s a solid joke. First of all, Kyle is now truly coming for my check. Luke says that the loser should have to take a slap shot to the chest, which Kyle says “is the dumbest idea I’ve heard since my grandmother put molly in the gravy at Thanksgiving dinner.” This statement left me so conflicted. Carl suggests a naked push-up, which I would be very happy to see, even though it sounds like a suggestion that our dearly closeted - I’m sorry, I mean dearly departed - Jordan would have suggested. “You look like a 4-year-old at a milkshake stand,” says Kyle, clearly coming for my gig of making witty descriptions of the foibles of reality-television stars.Īfter an interlude of Kyle maniacally peeing off the front porch in a tie-dyed T-shirt, which made me put a yellow bandana in my right pocket, the guys are then out back playing beer pong and deciding what the punishment for the loser should be. They’re up in the kitchen and Luke tells them he can chug a Guinness in three seconds, then demonstrates his skill by pouring an entire pint of ale down the front of his Rag & Bone henley. The guys are all getting along quite well. The episode starts off in a much different place, the continuation of “girls’ night versus boys’ night” that we saw at the end of last episode. Anyway, give them all the Jax Taylor Award for Shirtless Fisticuffs and let them all give a naked acceptance speech. It’s like passive aggression became active aggression, or, rather, just aggression.
First of all, it’s much more physical than anything I can remember on this show, and second, it seems like a fight that started with the feelings of the women in the house and ended up being channeled into the physicality of the men.
While we have seen plenty of alcohol-fueled antics from our little caged rabbits over the years, this week’s fight between Luke, Kyle, and Carl is something else entirely.